And it's not because it scares me. There are things in every day life that scare me far more. Here are just a few:
Getting audited by the IRS
Am I the only one with that on the top of the list? I think not.
Getting stuck in an elevator
Has this ever happened to me? No. But I've had enough weird elevator dreams to worry about it. Don't ask.
Getting stuck in an elevator with my mother in law
I love my MIL. I just don't want to get stuck in an elevator with her.
Having my favorite bra discontinued
If you know what I mean, and I think you do.
Running out of coffee
This is on the list because I just did. So you can imagine what kind of mood I’m in right now. Actually, I think this is my family's top fear, not mine.
Where are the kids? Are they safe? Are they healthy? Are they staying off drugs? You know. Mom stuff.
No one will like my book
Yes, I'm a writer and I'm tough. But this one scares me far more than you can imagine. Far more than Halloween, in fact. Probably should move this near the top of the list.
Okay, I'm off to buy coffee. Have a safe and happy Halloween for those of you who love it. Me? I'm just sticking with kids and candy and dressing up.